17 verbs about me

I parent.

I knit.

I babywear.

I go to work.

I pretend I'm going to sew things.

I read.

I can't stand woowaa.

I spend too much time on Facebook.

I am hugely interested in how the world works.

I don't play video games.

I like adverbs.

I sing.

I sleep. Not.

I haven't cleaned the oven in a while.

I think prime numbers are cool.

I say things without thinking.

I never mean to be snooty and offensive, it just happens.